THE INSULIN PROJECT
Solving the dynamic structure of insulin
with new science, new instruments, new medicine.
:. KICKSTART THE INSULIN PROJECT .:
:....OK, say someone is after a cure for diabetes or cancer or whatever and after like a
hundred years of school they find that no one even has a clue how a simple molecule forms,
so how could we possibly say anything about anything, right?
...Say we have some table salt (sodium chloride NaCl), two ions that naturally form
these perfect little cubes and we still can’t predict the structure?!?!? Duh! Just two ions? A
cube? We must be idiots, right, because Isaac Newton solved the structure of the solar system
centuries ago and it’s way more complicated than salt, plus he also handed us an equation for
bound moving ions. Considering molecules more complicated than salt...
it would be really handy to have a clue about how drugs work or how genetic tinkering alters
our molecules or to have a super-awesome Photon-Probe scanner to see if your insulin has
:. some wee bit stuck in backwards or not ...am I right or
So if some super-bright Ph.D. OCD type were to pull up a chair beside a cactus, say for
about a decade, and finally solve this problem that no one has cracked for a century, then
there’d be vultures and trickster coyotes eyeing the results for their next meal...Oh no!
...except now there’s a hundred billion people who know all about the system and
really just want someone to do something about whatever is making them sick. We see our
cuts and scrapes heal, but injuries to our unseen molecules require a special kind of science -
NEW - but in retrospect really not all that weird and maybe even a bit fun.
...Now say this science nerd now needs a programmer to program that super-scanner,
to find funds & simultaneously side-step the vulture-capitalist minefield ... POW! Splat!
Well, by then one could have DNA-re-animated certain old scientists from stored brain
fragments and made an entire movie and book about THE INSULIN PROJECT for sale.
Then, people could simply like the project and click to fund and get cool stuff. Like THE
INSULIN PROJECT documentary which is jam-packed with new science, diet and health info
and stars Einy and Bohr, who, by the way, are now back in their secret underground
research laboratory deep in the Canadian Shield working away generating results for
EinyCast press releases. The science is of course quite real and also so new that you only
hear about it here first. The sort of stuff that is obvious in retrospect, backed up by simple
clean equations that any nerd can use. .:So... Research you can see, Results you can
understand ...and now a new set of tools in the fight for a cure.:.
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